Dolphins and that

As usual, Karl Pilkington is completely right about everything:

http://gawker.com/5990158/military-dolphins-with-frickin-guns-attached-to-their-heads-have-gone-missing-in-the-black-sea

Ukraine’s navy has reportedly put out an APB for three dolphins that have gone missing in the Black Sea of the coast of Crimea.

Oh, did I mention these are military dolphins who have been trained to kill enemy divers and may have had firearms and knives strapped to their bodies at the time of their escape?

Experts believe the three bulls had likely fallen under the spell of nearby females, and were driven away from the training grounds by their biological urges.

A document provided to a local media outlet by an anonymous source appears to show the dolphins had a special firearms “kit” attached to their heads at the time, but both the Ukrainian Navy and the State Oceanarium have denied this claim.

The Russian International News Agency (or RIA Novosti) has countered the officials’ denial by noting that the same officials previously denied the revival of a Soviet-era military program aimed at training dolphins to disarm mines and eliminate waterborne enemies of the State with extreme prejudice.

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‘All tucked in’

Full credit for this post goes to LP and SB:

News that the late Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez (who was called an ‘outstanding leader and manager and a close friend of Russia’ by Vladimir Putin) will be embalmed and put on display for posterity prompted the Washington Post to do a series on preserved leaders throughout the world:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/the-worlds-embalmed-leaders/2013/03/08/ba7bea8c-882c-11e2-9d71-f0feafdd1394_gallery.html#photo=1

Lenin is first on the list, and here is a pic of his current digs:

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The Almaty Project

http://vimeo.com/58630659

Shout out to Pavel Tenyakov

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Meteor Hits Chelyabinsk

Leave it to social media to help us process the wild events in Chelyabinsk last week.

In short, a meteor hit:

I am still unsure if the meteor was debris from a passing asteroid. Regardless, this is more or less the story:

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Credit to MM, JM, and LP for the links and images.

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No НОМО?

Last week the Duma passed an absurd law banning ‘homosexual propaganda’ and, specifically, the promotion of ‘homosexual behavior among minors,’ so Manezh was the site of some kerfuffles:

Gay rights activists staged a ‘kiss-in’ to protest the bill, and multiple arrests were made, including at least 20 gay activists and one homophobe.

The homophobes, according to one account, tossed eggs at the kissers while shouting «Слава русскому ОМОНу!» [Glory to the Russian OMOH!]

It is ironic that OMOH, Russia’s S.W.A.T. (Отряд милиции особого назначения) would be invoked by gay bashers.

OMOH recently was labeled the group with the least intimidating military uniforms in the world because – and I cannot believe I never thought of this before – when you look at a mirror-image of them from behind, their shirts all say HOMO.

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And one more for laughs:

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http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/the-5-least-intimidating-military-uniforms-around-world/

It gets even more ridiculous when one remembers that according to Medvedev’s police reform, Отряд милиции особого назначения should technically be Отряд полиции особого назначения, or ОПОН….

(Post-script: apparently ‘милиции’ was changed to ‘мобильный’, so Russia’s stormtroopers are still HOMOs, from a certain point of view).

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Письмо Эрато

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2013 – год без тебя,
Год мирных гор, и тихого неба,
Воробьев в березах, мягкости ветра.
В этом году расслабляется земля.

Хоть выдыхают деревья
Я иду среди вереска
До места встречи, нашего секрета.
Вижу издали расходятся два берега.

Думаю о пташке, ждущей заката,
Одета в оперении, мягче, чем вата.
А мирные горы? Они же молчат, да.
Солнце заснется, прибудет Геката.

Как дрожащая пташка, я полон раскаяния
Год без тебя – Эратонин наказание.

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New Link Added: Unriddling Russia

Good stuff found here: 

http://unriddlingrussia.wordpress.com/

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Неожиданно

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The resemblance between Yuri Kuklachev, the director of Moscow’s famous Cat Theater (Театр кошек) and Communist Party leader Gennady Zyuganov is striking. Has anyone ever seen them at the same place at the same time?

Source: Amie Ferris-Rotman

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Beloved

With tragic news striking two separate beloved Moscow institutions this month – namely the acid attack on Bolshoi Ballet Artistic Director Sergei Filin, and the murder charges brought against Project O.G.I. co-founder Alexei Kabanov, let us seek comfort by combining two other beloved pillars of Russia: Siberian Huskies, and Tatarstan:

Courtesy of RFE/RL: http://www.rferl.org/media/video/24819036.html

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Trashcanistan

Over the past few months, English Russia has published three separate albums with black-and-white photographs from the Soviet war in Afghanistan.

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Album 1, Album 2, Album 3

In my time working in this country, a couple of my own misconceptions have been overturned:

- I joke and offend and call this place Trashcanistan. Someone recently reminded me that ‘Trashcanistan’ was a catch-all term used by Stephen Kotkin over a decade ago in an article about the former Soviet republics in Central Asia, and not Afghanistan. Whether to group them together is a separate conversation.

- I have been surprised that in the North of the country, older folks are quick and happy to speak Russian. While there are many for whom Russian evokes a strong negative reaction, to many up North, Russian is the language of their education and (pre-invasion) economic stability. [Contrast this with Kazakhstan, where de-Russification continues. (See here)]

Thinking of the invasion itself, one sees that the Soviets certainly contributed to the fractionalization of the country, as the relatively peaceful North, where people speak Russian with a smile, is vastly different from less stable, linguistically diverse regions elsewhere in the country.

The point is that unlike at home, where totalitarianism led to an atomized society, in Afghanistan Soviet involvement enhanced regional fractures. This could be because the Soviets did not operate in a vacuum, and that these effects are directly tied to tropes like the ‘Great Game’. However, Soviet accounts of the 1980s remain largely unknown to me. Ahmed Rashid recommends two books:

- Both Zinky Boys: Soviet Voices from a Forgotten War, by Svetlana Alexievich
- The Hidden War: A Russian Journalist’s Account of the Soviet War in Afghanistan, by Artyom Borovik

both by authors who became dissidents; as Rashid points out

The Soviets also embedded journalists with their army, and the rules were clear: they were expected to follow the Party line…For Soviet journalists to report on war and become dissidents was part of a tradition that went back to World War II when young Soviet journalists like Vasily Grossman reported the heroic fighting of front-line troops, only to later become critics of Stalin.

Finally, a personal anecdote offers a unique perspective:

Years ago, I was touring the Vietnam Memorial in Washington DC with a Russian friend who had limited knowledge of US history. She asked if the memorial was to commemorate the Vietnamese invasion of the US. I told her no, in fact the US had sent troops into Vietnam, and not vice versa. She replied

“How very strange! In Russia we do not have any memorials glorifying our 1979 invasion of Afghanistan!”

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